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Sunday, January 1, 2012

NFL power rankings

 
1. Green Bay Packers 1 last week
May show the hurt of a Lion.
2. New Orleans Saints 2
Next!
3. San Francisco 49ers 3
Can say bye to regular season.
4. New England Patriots 4
Next up: shuffle off Buffalo.
5. Baltimore Ravens 5
Can they grab a tiger by its tail?
6. Pittsburgh Steelers 6
Time for health benefits to kick in.
7. Detroit Lions 7
Just say N.O. to losing.
8. New York Giants 18
Time to come up big.
9. Dallas Cowboys 9
Their star is fading.
10. Atlanta Falcons 8
Playing white flag defense.
11. Seattle Seahawks 11
Marshawn at bank window.
12. Denver Broncos 10
Mantra is: worst to first.
13. Cincinnati Bengals 16
Want to get paws on playoffs.
14. Philadelphia Eagles 15
Next year already has started.
15. Oakland Raiders 19
Will commit penalty for food.
16. Houston Texans 13
Pretty close to vacation time.
17. New York Jets 12
Unaware best offense is an offense.
18. Tennessee Titans 21
Will try again next year.
19. Arizona Cardinals 14
Kolb will finish on a silent note.
20. Carolina Panthers 23
Can't wait until 2012.
21. Miami Dolphins 24
New logo is help wanted sign.
22. San Diego Chargers 17
Norv will turn keys in Monday.
23. Kansas City Chiefs 20
Romeo's audition going well.
24. Buffalo Bills 26
Weren't you once relevant?
25. Chicago Bears 22
Martz's message light is blinking.
26. Washington Redskins 25
Snyder ready to just give up.
27. Jacksonville Jaguars 27
Setting up triage in locker room.
28. Minnesota Vikings 29
Fans promise to stay till halftime.
29. Indianapolis Colts 31
No one happier than Manning.
30. Tampa Bay Bucs 28
House needs Merry Maids.
31. Cleveland Browns 30
At least that staph is gone.
32. St. Louis Rams 32
Urged to move back to LA.

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